Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Green Thing

Someone sent me this and I thought it was worth posting.  I do not know who the "original" author is.  I wish I did so that I may give them the proper credit they justly deserve!

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.  The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.”

That’s right, they didn’t have the green thing in her day. 
 Back then, they returned their milk bottles, Coke bottles and beer bottles to the store.  The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, using the same bottles over and over.  So they really were recycled.  But they didn’t have the green thing back in her day.

In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn’t have an elevator in every store and office building. 
 They walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks.  But she’s right.  They didn’t have the green thing in her day.

Back then, they washed the baby’s diapers because they didn’t have the throw-away kind. 
 They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts – wind and solar power really did dry the clothes.  Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.  But that old lady is right, they didn’t have the green thing back in her day.

Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in every room. 
 And the TV had a small screen the size of a pizza dish, not a screen the size of the state of Montana .  In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn’t have electric machines to do everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used wadded up newspaper to cushion it, not styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, they didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. 
 They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right, they didn’t have the green thing back then.

They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty, instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water.They refilled pens with ink, instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.  But they didn’t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar and kids rode their bikes to school or rode the school bus, instead of turning their moms into 24-hour taxi services.
 They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 22,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But that old lady is right ...
 they didn’t have the green thing back in her day!


  1. Joram:

    My conclusion is that they did have the green thing back in her day. :)

  2. Whit -

    Yes, they did. They just called it living right.

  3. I remember grandma taking her market basket and walking to the neighborhood store to pick up groceries 3 or so times a week. No freezer meant food was cooked fresh and not left to burn for months on end. Yep, we didn't have the green thing back then. We didn't need it, we lived the way we should.

  4. Bring back people power! (Walking, carrying, mowing, bikes, shopping at farmer's markets with your own cloth carrying bags, etc...). More fun and less expensive anyway!

  5. Sherry -

    Right you are. I believe that "that day" will come again, if not by intellegent choice, then by sheer necessity.

  6. Hello Ms Echeles -

    Yes, power of the, to the and by the people!

  7. Yes and I gladly remember it all. I would wish for a return to saner times and practical and logical thinking. But that too is showing my age.